srs bsns.

I wish I had a little more confidence in my appearance.

you’re hella hot, jeric wtf are you saying

And if she tells you, "I love you." Just remember, she said that to me.

"Anonaceous" means "pertaining to pineapples."

WHOOP.

Plans for today: GFS. For those of you who don’t know that stands for, good. You shouldn’t. Haha. I need to get out of this house. This is it tumblr, I’m gonna get ready then leave.

Have a wonderful friday my dearest tumblarians! (:

Girl, you're so cold, you're so cold.

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Why must you be so annoying at times?

WHAT TIMES D;

What do you want from me?

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What do you want from me? http://formspring.me/himynameised

I have nothing to do today

but sleep! best day ever

Say "I'm a man" after every sentence below:

I met a girl at the club. (I’m a man)
I took her home with me.
I smoothly got her into bed.
The next morning, she whispered in my ear…

wanna know something cool ? :)

dearestamy:

Plug your earphones into an mp3/ipod/ etc, and take the two ear pieces and put it up your nose, make sure the two ends are pointing up,and the music is playing loud and clear then open your mouth. :D

i have found a new hobby

success

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